JoeKing

If only you could understand...

Well... Uhhh... i took my eyes off the dark matter around me and happened to crash land into some mysterious economical collapsed home town in Melbourne, Australia.

I reside in my flying object with a pack of crazy mutants you call humans, i managed to pick up this wacky language you call englash after how many light years thank god...

I plan to reside here for a while until i annihilate my competitors, dominate my conversions, explode my CTR and optimize the hell out of those chickens you mass produce. > > Don't Get In My Way < < Yes You.

I own a four legged golden rhinoceros retriever named Rose and she has teeth sharper than my uncle Phillip.

Interacted with a Lazy Ass Stoner named Jay, who packed me a few golden nugs in his great monologues, found out he likes to chill and bum around here... Soo here I am.

Fill my grey matter that lays in between my ears with Your story, shoot it off in the comment section Now.