A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says...
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out...
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and
buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of...
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and
buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets
groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of...
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