Affiliates: If you Can't Speel Please use Speel Chekur

[Linda Buquet]

Found this today over at Mike Allen's Shopping-Bargains Blog.
Gave me a good chuckle. I needed one.

Owed to a Spell Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

[stinman]

And to think the only word my spell checker flagged was "chequer"

Thank God for spell checkers, as English was not my best subject.

 

[whiskymac]

och aye

och aye, not even going to try that one and this poor old scots got loads more to upset that old english spell checker....

howsitgawn gonnagees a a wee swallay o that dram cos Im freezzing me ....awf
(how are you tonight , could I possible have a small whisky to keep the cold chill out.

whiskymac