Girls....at different ages ..

[deluxdon]

What is the difference between girls aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

t 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!​

DON
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[Cryxellis]

That was really funny:applause: thanks for the laugh:lol:

 

[MeetHere]

lol. Thats Reality. mao:

 

[deluxdon]

Thats really true. Don't you think that

DON.

 

[seonotes]

Well, i am not a good story teller, so 28 is fine for me

 

[deluxdon]

Well, i am not a good story teller, so 28 is fine for me

You have other option OF 38 one also :

DON.

 

[seonotes]

You have other option OF 38 one also :

DON.

Yeah, but the problem is I am not a good listener too if i wont listen to her, no chance!

 

[deluxdon]

Yeah, but the problem is I am not a good listener too if i wont listen to her, no chance!

Oh! then 58 is also good for you :applause: (No story thingy) :friends:

DON.

 

[seonotes]

Oh! then 58 is also good for you :applause: (No story thingy) :friends:

DON.

Thats wont be possible either as that will be a big story! and i hate getting in stories :scared: so 28 is the one where no story involved

 

[arora]

hey guys,

the posts above are better than the joke - enjoying it all - keep them coming!

 

[seonotes]

hey guys,

the posts above are better than the joke - enjoying it all - keep them coming!

Thanks for confirming that i am still eligible for 28

 

[MES]

That's very funny, but (maybe) so real ...

Thanks Deluxdon, you make us smile today....

I have a story too:

This is about a girl. She can response a boy who comes to her with different ways:

If a boy comes to a 17 years old girl, she will says: "Who are you...?"

If a 17 - 30 years old girl still doesn't have a boyfriend, she will ask herself: "Who am I...? (why no a boy comes to me?) "

If she is more than 30 years old, she will tell a boy: "I don't care who you are, you can be my boyfriend everytime you want..."


I am sorry gals, this is just a joke.

 

[seonotes]

:death:You guys are in serious trouble. lots of sexiest girls have joined UKWW forums and who knows whats cooking inside. Mods better close this thread to save all males in forum.

This is a sheer luck that this thread doesn't caught enough attention of girls. Out of my experience "Never Ever Mess up with females, they are just unbeatable" :friends:

 

[xhan]

That's very funny, but (maybe) so real ...

Thanks Deluxdon, you make us smile today....

I have a story too:

This is about a girl. She can response a boy who comes to her with different ways:

If a boy comes to a 17 years old girl, she will says: "Who are you...?"

If a 17 - 30 years old girl still doesn't have a boyfriend, she will ask herself: "Who am I...? (why no a boy comes to me?) "

If she is more than 30 years old, she will tell a boy: "I don't care who you are, you can be my boyfriend everytime you want..."


I am sorry gals, this is just a joke.

I dun geddit!


lol seonotes I'm used to the sexist comments! I'm on a course of 90 people - only 5 are girls! Always amuses me when they come to me for help!

 

[seonotes]

I dun geddit!


lol seonotes I'm used to the sexist comments! I'm on a course of 90 people - only 5 are girls! Always amuses me when they come to me for help!

I am glad to know that we had 5 female members it's all the matter of demand and supply, when there is a scarcity it's demand but if we constantly demand our right, we rob ourselves the opportunity God provides for us.

 

[xhan]

I am glad to know that we had 5 female members it's all the matter of demand and supply, when there is a scarcity it's demand but if we constantly demand our right, we rob ourselves the opportunity God provides for us.

I'm pretty sure theres more than five girlies on the forum. The 5 girls is on my uni course.

Theres always pr0n seonotes!

 

[WordpressThemed]

Good joke, but it will happen to all of us. Don't you agree?