Dear friend,
My name is Jeremy, and I am lonely...
Let me explain:
There was a time not so long ago when my days were filled with sunshine, joy, and happiness. The smell of freshly brewed coffee and buttery croissants from my local bakery filled my mornings as I would sit down at my laptop and begin my day.
I was in heaven. All my life I've wanted to spend my days writing sales pages that speak so deeply to the prospect they are begging to part with their hard-earned cash.
Life was a dream, and the riches were flowing like never before.
Happily, I would dig into deep research, learning more about the target market than I know about my own mother.
...uncovering their deepest and darkest fears
...exploring desires that they don't tell a soul
...and writing sales pages that speak to them so deeply they wondered if they wrote it to themselves!
How amazing it was to sell problem-solving products to people... things they wanted and needed... and put cash in my pocket!
But those days are behind me now. My partner has moved on and retired early, choosing to sip margaritas on a sunny Thai beach while getting 180 baht foot massages.
That special one who knows how to spot a killer product...
The affiliate marketer who is searching for a Copywriter who always delivers...
A partner who wants to be swimming in riches!
Here's the deal: I want to research and write sales pages. That's what I love doing, and that's what I'm damn good at. What I need, is a partner who will send me products I can dig into. A partner who wants someone who will uncover the never-found-before angles that make customers salivate at the chance to buy.
And there's more...
How do I do this, you ask? Well, it's quite simple...
It works like this:
You probably think I'm crazy, but let me explain...
This way, I have more incentive to write the most insanely profitable sales pages anyone has ever seen (because if I don't, I don't get paid, and my career is over). And you will not be out-of-pocket for a sales page that doesn't convert.
I'm putting my reputation on the line. If your sales page doesn't perform, it will get out very quickly. That will ruin my chances of getting any work again.
So really, my ass is on the line.
That's a great deal, right?
Now, I know what you are thinking... Why would I offer something as insane as this? Has the loneliness driven me completely mad? (Let's be honest, we're all mad here...)
You are being offered this incredible deal for 3 reasons...
Bragging? Maybe.
True? It has to be.
Because my reputation hangs on your success.
But you must remember... I am only one man.
Just like you, I have the same 24 hours in a day.
So, please, send me a message now. There are a lot of people on this forum. You don't want to miss out because you were too slow to take up an offer with no risk to you.
It's as simple as direct messaging me. Be sure to tell me your product and give me some contact details so we can set up a meeting to get started. But whatever you do - don't pass up this opportunity to get, essentially, a high-converting monster of a sales page for free.
Sincerely,
Jeremy
PS. PLEASE, please, please... don't hesitate to send me a message. My time WILL be taken up very quickly. I mean, you're getting a sales page for free! You don't want to be slapping yourself for not taking advantage of this offer. So slide in my DM's quickly, alright? Thanks.
My name is Jeremy, and I am lonely...
Let me explain:
There was a time not so long ago when my days were filled with sunshine, joy, and happiness. The smell of freshly brewed coffee and buttery croissants from my local bakery filled my mornings as I would sit down at my laptop and begin my day.
I was in heaven. All my life I've wanted to spend my days writing sales pages that speak so deeply to the prospect they are begging to part with their hard-earned cash.
Life was a dream, and the riches were flowing like never before.
You see, I once had a partner who would send me products to write sales pages for.
Happily, I would dig into deep research, learning more about the target market than I know about my own mother.
...uncovering their deepest and darkest fears
...exploring desires that they don't tell a soul
...and writing sales pages that speak to them so deeply they wondered if they wrote it to themselves!
How amazing it was to sell problem-solving products to people... things they wanted and needed... and put cash in my pocket!
But those days are behind me now. My partner has moved on and retired early, choosing to sip margaritas on a sunny Thai beach while getting 180 baht foot massages.
And so here I am...
Searching for someone to partner with...
That special one who knows how to spot a killer product...
The affiliate marketer who is searching for a Copywriter who always delivers...
A partner who wants to be swimming in riches!
Could this be you?
Here's the deal: I want to research and write sales pages. That's what I love doing, and that's what I'm damn good at. What I need, is a partner who will send me products I can dig into. A partner who wants someone who will uncover the never-found-before angles that make customers salivate at the chance to buy.
And there's more...
I will write your sales page for FREE!
I'm not joking. This isn't April Fools.
I'm not joking. This isn't April Fools.
How do I do this, you ask? Well, it's quite simple...
It works like this:
- You send me a product that you need a sales page for
- I do the research and write a conversion monster of a sales page - for FREE
- Prospects go to the page, and they buy
- We share the gross profit. 30% to me, 70% to you
There is no risk to you at all.
If you do not make sales, you do not pay me.
If you do not make sales, you do not pay me.
You probably think I'm crazy, but let me explain...
This way, I have more incentive to write the most insanely profitable sales pages anyone has ever seen (because if I don't, I don't get paid, and my career is over). And you will not be out-of-pocket for a sales page that doesn't convert.
I'm putting my reputation on the line. If your sales page doesn't perform, it will get out very quickly. That will ruin my chances of getting any work again.
So really, my ass is on the line.
That's a great deal, right?
Now, I know what you are thinking... Why would I offer something as insane as this? Has the loneliness driven me completely mad? (Let's be honest, we're all mad here...)
You are being offered this incredible deal for 3 reasons...
Because you will get sales
Because you will make money
Because you will see profits
Because you will make money
Because you will see profits
Bragging? Maybe.
True? It has to be.
Because my reputation hangs on your success.
But you must remember... I am only one man.
Just like you, I have the same 24 hours in a day.
There is only so much work I can take on!
So, please, send me a message now. There are a lot of people on this forum. You don't want to miss out because you were too slow to take up an offer with no risk to you.
It's as simple as direct messaging me. Be sure to tell me your product and give me some contact details so we can set up a meeting to get started. But whatever you do - don't pass up this opportunity to get, essentially, a high-converting monster of a sales page for free.
Sincerely,
Jeremy
PS. PLEASE, please, please... don't hesitate to send me a message. My time WILL be taken up very quickly. I mean, you're getting a sales page for free! You don't want to be slapping yourself for not taking advantage of this offer. So slide in my DM's quickly, alright? Thanks.
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