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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."

The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?"

The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

source: Accountants Jokes - Counting Sheep Joke
 
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Q: What is brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

Maybe it's the big beer I had earlier but I laughed stupidly hard at that stupid joke. :)
 
911 . Did you know that this happend in 911 A.D

Jul 11th - Signing of the Treaty of Saint-Clair-sur-Epte between Charles the Simple and Rollo of Normandy.
Sep 2nd - Viking-monarch Oleg of Kiev-Russia signs treaty with Byzantines
Oct 1st - During a siege in Constantinople, the Theotokos appeared at the church in Blachernae holding her veil over the praying faithful, among them St. Andrew of Constantinople.
Nov 8th - Duke Koenraad I chosen German king
Nov 10th - Conrad I elecect German King
 
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913....... Did you know what happend in 913 A.D:

King Edward the Elder of England recaptures Essex from the Danes. Death of High-Reeve Eadulf of Bamburgh. He is succeeded by his son, Ealdred I, who is almost immediately driven out by King Ragnall I Ivarrson of Norse York. Ealdred flees to the Court of King Constantine II of Alba.
 
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